Today I found out that it's hard to find a good swim suit in the middle of February. Being of modest swimming ability, I was looking for a modest pair of swim trunks and I searched all over Louisville.
I found plenty of the skimpy Speedo models. But I think everyone can agree that, unless you have the body of a Greek god (just to clarify, I do not) – these should not be worn. I found jammers (basically a short version of tights) – I can see wearing those but only when I lose the tire made of Doritos around my waste.
The only pair of trunks I found looked like they'd go down below my knees. I wasn't sure if those would help me float or make me sink.
Looks like I'm stuck with my old trunks till spring.
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